• Why do people think that pandas are evil?

    12 Apr 2006, 18:52 by Friedel

    Ok, this time i'm tagging my artists and look at some artist-pages. So i've seen some pics like this:


    WTF??!!

    They look like:


    That makes me create a new tag -> <-Feel free to use it!


    But the Giant Panda isn't evil!!! He don't even eat meat!!! And he's living in China, where people are communists, so they don't believe in satan!!!

    Are the pandas an invention of satan??? Are they satans special forces from hell???
    Perhaps they are some camouflaged demons from hell, awaiting the order to take over the world, using china's secret Weapons of mass destruction!!!!2000 nuclear warheads!!!!!Land-based Intercontinental Ballistic and Cruise Missiles with a range of 8,000 km - 10,000 km with a Multiple independently targetable reentry vehicle capability!!!!!

    But noooo, pandas aren't evil....
    They just suck on bamboo.

    Wait...... Suck on bamboo??? Are they gay??? Is this the secret meaning of looking like a panda?????!!!!!!

    OMFG!!!! This is much more gruesomely!!! They are the gay task force from the underworld!!!!



    AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





    btw
    I listen to some of those bands and i have have no objections against gays. I'm just wondering why the hell those paintings should be evil.



    King Diamond
    KISS
    Limbonic Art
    Beherit
    Blut aus Nord
    Anorexia Nervosa
    Graveland
    Judas Iscariot
    Xasthur
    Taake
    Windir
    Nokturnal Mortum
    Nargaroth
    Old Man's Child
    Dark Funeral
    1349
    Gorgoroth
    Mayhem
    Satyricon
    Cradle of Filth
    Darkthrone
    Immortal
    Emperor
    Dimmu Borgir
    Carpathian Forest
    Mercyful Fate
    Marduk
    King Diamond
    Enthroned
  • "Delirious" not "Delirious?"!!! (A recommendation to all thrash metal-fans)

    4 Apr 2006, 01:20 by Friedel

    Again the TwoArtistWithTheSameName-bug strikes.

    This time it's the thrash metal band "Delirious" which is listed under "Delirious?", a Christian rock/worship band...(ô_o)

    Will this bug ever be fixed...???

    Anyway, they are recommended to all thrash metal-fans!!!!


  • Metallica starts to suck with the Black Album.

    20 Feb 2006, 23:33 by Friedel

    Or what do you think?

    My first bought LP was Highway to Hell, a good start for a pre-teen into music! The next time i mainly listen to my older brothers stuff(Alice Cooper,Black Sabbath,Deep Purple and so on). Then i saw Motörhead's Ace Of Spades at the TV and the next LP(i was 11 or 12)was No Sleep 'Til Hammersmith. And then followed all this NWOBHM-stuff and i liked it all.
    Then in '84(at the age of 14) Metallica crossed my path...
    It was Motorbreath that make me feel like "whooooooooah!!!". Never heard something like this before!
    It was a saturday and i washed my father's car. On monday i take the money from washing the car and bought Kill 'em all. I loved it and still love it today.

    ...
    Meanwhile it's 1986, Ride the Lightning-time! But, what's that? Slow songs like ballads... blah
    But after some listening the songs get better from day to day. Still love Ride the Lightning.

    ...
    The next years are full of great songs and concerts(including some Metallica gigs), nothing special happend.
    Except for Cliff Burton's death.
    We all were totally shocked and couldn't believe that...
    R.I.P. Cliff.
    The Master of Puppets-album kicked and still kicks ass! It include my Metallica-all-time-fave "Damage, Inc.".

    ...
    At Garage Days... it was strange to hear a new Member playing Bass but Jason was a right sympathetic guy, so i couldn't hardly wait to hear the next album.

    And ...and Justice for All was a milestone!!!
    ...and ok, "one" is played to dead...

    ...
    Then the so called Black Album(i call it Black Day Album...) came to see the light. I couldn't believe my ears, what's that?? Metallica...? No way.
    And it starts a long periode of boring Mainstream-Rock-songs that nearly last 'til today.

    St. Anger was a nice try, but not the real deal. It was nice to hear something harder but the feeling's gone...
    Now to me Metallica is just a Band like many others. I always look what they do next and watch new stuff(like Some Kind of Monster), 'cause they once were my heroes, but when i put a Metallica-CD in my player it's one of the first 4 albums, perhaps the Grage days E.P.

    I hope this text is comprehensible, english is not my native language and i'm 20 years out of school... ;D

    Best regards,
    Friedel


    PS: The S/M-Album i don't count to real Metallica-releases, it was pure moneymaking.
    ...like many other things they do...

    Metallica
    Kill 'em All
    Ride The Lightning
    Master of Puppets
    Garage Days Re-Revisited
    ...And Justice For All